Cant Hack It

Hey all, so I'm linking up with Erin and Gay for their "If I were a boy" link up.

At first when I read about it, my mind went crazy with all kinds of silly thoughts and ideas...

Goodness, I'd probably enjoy the fact that I'd look the same no matter what!

So no worrying about getting up early to prep and prepare myself, 

I'd just roll out of bed and be good to go!

I'd eat like a pig and not worry about gaining an ounce.

And even if I did, it wouldn't matter, since you know, guys lose weight a lot faster and easier than women!

I'd fart and burp without any shame. HA!

I'd quote movies constantly and ask everyone 'What Movie!?' 

I'd make stupid jokes that only other men could appreciate.

I'd watch TV without any interruption.

As in, it wouldn't matter who was talking to me, asking me something, needed me...

I'd be totally completely oblivious to it, until a commercial came on.

I'd tell the kids "Go ask your mom"... and they would actually LISTEN!

(Maybe its just me, but I cant for the life of me get my kids to ask The Hubs for or to do anything!)

I'd think about "nothing" for hours.

I'd do my wife's makeup. ;)

I'd be glad I didn't have to go through PMS, or give birth!

I'd have no shame or feel embarrassed, ever.

I'd pee outside, and try to write my name with it... Yeah, because I COULD!

Then I thought more seriously....

I thought, goodness, if I were a boy... 

Wouldn't I want to be all the things that I WISH a boy would be like?

Wouldn't I want to be polite and considerate and helpful and take care of my body and appearance?

Well... Yeah, I WOULD! 

But of course.... Then that would take all the fun out of being a boy.

So I guess that must make me a "can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra" 

(- What Movie!? har har) kind of "boy"!

Which is why I'm glad Im a girl... Even if being a boy MAY be more fun, and a little easier!

And besides... 

If I WERE a boy, I wouldn't be able to pull of Zebra print or look fabulous in skinny jeans and shoes with bows on them!

So, yeeeahhhh..... Tell me all about what you would do if YOU were a boy!?

Or better yet, write up a post and link up like me! ♥

Wearing:

Top: Ross

Polka Dot Skinnies: Old Navy

Shoes: Soda via Ross

Necklace: Little Miss Momma

Bow Ring: Premier Designs

Clutch Purse: A little gift from Shabby Kitteh

On another note... 
The first person to tell me what movie that quote is from will win a large ad space from me! ♥
Good luck babes!

Much Love & Hugs,

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Linking up to Pleated Poppy, Translantic Blonde, Rae Gun Ramblings, Watch What Im Wearing,
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